no TopFlix. A surrealist zero budget comedy shot in Dorset over 11 days. Darn is a quiet, reserved girl until her unfounded arrest forces her to take a stand, for the sake of herself and her family. With the help of her girlfriend, Vlad, and a goofy footie hooligan, Dan, she embarks on a quest for truth and liberty that takes her from scuzzy saloons, to abandoned castles and the very darkest recesses of Footenmouth.